counselling,Weeboo style.{an erotic tale of epic proportions}

{A Story Style game. Continue from where the previous author left off}

1st installment

Everybody needs love. Emotional,Spiritual,Marternal, and not least of all,physical(lots of it,on a consistent,regular and high quality basis)

I noticed that a lot of people actually need counselling.

So,as a responsible club,we should all pull together and interfere in their lives,whether they want to or not.

We should force these poor poor souls to open up to a select committee of weeboos,which will act as a sort of hammer,to break this people down mentally.(until theres nowhere to hide,even in their minds)

Once we've brain washed the guinea pigs,by pretending that we actually care,we can start a brain washing programme whereby we'll turn them into true anime fanatics

These fanatics will be willing ,at a snap of a finger,to smother babies,rape hamsters,and kick kittens in the face

Once we've pooled together this army,we can form a mafia gang and rule the world by doing contract killings and assasinations.

In the forseeable,enviably glorious future,we'll all be slaves of a jap superstucture,and all weeboos will be granted two swords,with authorization to cut down any non-believer

Any non-believer will be pardoned accordingly,as long as they kill themselves and a bunch of pedestrians with a truck or van....to be continued

dude, you're not thinking like a jew

...w-what is this thread for? o___o

for devising a plan to conquer earth.

i oso dunno...care to explain toshiro?

toshiro, you should explain to us how this thread works.

A Japanese Zen hint for Swordsmen

"Don't think,just do"

or maybe

"Don't try to understand,but feel with your gut(hara)

extra hints

1.Try slapping yourself in the face ten times,then repeat with the other hand
2.Drink a 40% alcohol drink like blue sapphire vodka,then go on a rollercoaster

balancing on a basketball while balancing a cup of hot coffee on your head and count the number of rice on a bowl using chopsticks.

yup,gin and getsu got it immediately,what about you guys?

This is a paradoxical koan to some people

Try replying to this thread sincerely without thinking about it clearly,but feel with your gut

(continue the story?)

and yes, after 10 years, my gut will become inactive and the fall of this thread!

they say that,the bigger the gut,the wiser the person.Look at the laughing Buddha.

A Fatass,sure,but the epitome of happiness

So I guess I am the happiest person in the club? LOL

When you a depressed. Pray. Eat. Sleep. Wake up. Wash up. Say to sun "good morning". Go to your drawer. Pull out a gun and shoot yourself in the head.

thats bad...

this is more crazier, take a piece of poop and smack onto your face, and start licking it like ice cream! better we smack the poop on setsuna and see him SMILE=p