the nigger zone

story telling game

1.post a story with a hanging end
2.the next poster finishes up the story (can be in essay,manga,anime,or any format ),then posts a new story with a hanging end
3.the goal :To cheer up spirits by getting readers into the nigger zone as fast as possible

A man in a trench coat stands underneath a rusty lamppost. He lights a cigarrete ....


ex.Suddenly, a girl with big boobs and silver hair shows up ...

(seems fun, but How to finish in 2 sentences??)

and rain started to fall heavily. Sherlock Holmes gave a big sigh......

*nt limited to 2 sentences. a short essay reply is normal.then post a new scenario or continue the story...anything goes,as long as you get the readers into the nigger zone

big sigh, as he looked down at his crotch. It ain't big for a scotsman , and big is important if you want to solve those 'hit and score' cases. A man came into view of lamplight.Its watson. " But sir, in the world of crotches,if i might say so myself, the size and length is not paramount to the thickness. The thicker the better as they say...

and Sherlock stood there with his mouth wide open, staring at Watson. To be told this by Watson, out of all people, was a stab to Sherlock's pride. After all, Watson was known to be on a whole different level in terms of size. And so there was dead silence between the two...

but the silence was broken when both Sherlock and Wilson looked into the room as what they saw was a boy making love to his father in the middle of.....

P.S - I'm liking this tread A LOT

in the middle of the fire place. Holmes and Watson were both amazed and horrified at the site. The father seems to be Moriati (i don't know how to spell his name, you know holmes arch nemesis) and his son for God knows what his name is. Not only were the two not being burnt alive but they were still humping each other. Horrified at the site Watson did Holmes the favour of putting a lead from his trusty hand canon in to his skull and later into his own.

Mean while in somewhere else....

in another fireplace,another type of father was humping his 'son'."Look son,wessa gotta be patient.Yousa can't be humping me wessa Imma humping yousa.Itsta law of 1 hole 1 hump....Tears begin streaming down the little boy(about 3 yrs old with a cute facah).

"ARGHHHHHH!!!! Theres blood streaming down...

Keng Fai's nose as he got the results back from the 'who the most perverted idiot contest' as Ken Fai finally qualified in that category and his prize was a picture of Abe saying, "Yaranaika" to.....

A 12 year old girl. Some how Abe has finally come to his senses and started humping the correct sex. Though now its pedo at least its a start.

During this process a couple enter the toilet.....

And it was Sha-n and toshiro!

Suddenly, a grinding sound from the toilet shocked Holmes and Watson....

(why must be in a s-e-x scene?)

they went to check it out, only to find that a few of Holmes' friends were eaten alive by wolves and watson jerking off as he finds those scenes sexually stimulating

So after the wolves finished eating up Holmes they all went in for Watson.

Mean while somewhere in space. An inter-galactic war was in progress....

It is a war between the Gundam, Cybertron and Guren Lagann. The Fight was so intense, that many of the planets were destroyed....

by the most dangerous being in the planet known as... "Arthur Man". He has destroyed multiple planets with his cold breath and burning gaze. Now he is planning to......

GO to the latest DMC (Detroit Metal City) concert the minute he destroys his remaining foes. Go to DMC!!! Go to DMC!!! Go to DMC!!!!

The awesome 10 Rapes persecond and teeth picking. He practices.

Suddenly...

a jew comes out of nowhere and obliterates Arthur Man with his JEW-jitsu. He then got on his knees and cried that it was out of self-defense and that Arthur Man was terrorizing him.

After that...

pious display of self-abasement,the jew strolled down 666 steps to a 5 star restaurant,ordered a large steak made of baby cows,and sipped luxuriantly on some mighty fine wine(red chateau,1947).A Jewish film crew came in and interviewed their fellow comrade ."WE ARE BEING OPPRESSED EVERYDAY!THIS IS A HARSH,UNFORGIVING WORLD!"

Suddenly,"RPG INCOMING!!..

"RPG (Rocket Propelling Gorilla) INCOMING!!" the beast breaks through the windows and roars.

Beating its chest it tosses the film crew like rag dolls and takes the posh Jew away into the night.

Next morning the news report that the Gorilla has....

conceived little jew-gorilla babies on top of the Empire State Building, and plans to take over the world. The world unites to fight against this common foe, but the Jews step in to protect their new "brethren".

Next...

a very hot piece of chocolate gains life through the elixir of penetrating shokubutsu

The chocolate wows to physically put a smile on every child who's lost a family member through war and disaster

Sporting expensive lingerie from inner beauty and perfume from elizabeth arden, the chocolate...

,due to chemical reaction, evolves into choco-girl! He then joined forces with gingerbread man, to rule over the heart's of every child by producing more and more choco-girl and ginger-bread man!

The couple soon fell in love with each other........

Meanwhile, an evil necromancer summoned a living "Dead" corpse of sherlock holmes from the depths of the grave. As the necromancer smirk and grin at his handy-work he truly rejoiced at the prospects that were now possible by using sherlock to do his biddings. That of course would be possible as long as the necromancer could actually tame his now beast-like nature of Sherlock.

"Food, need more food", blurted the beast-like ravenous state of sherlock. Without much hesitation, sherlock jumped and feasted on a nearby cat which happened to be trodding along the grave-site of his resurrection.

The necromancer was taken aback slightly by the scene of the feasting of a live cat in front of his eyes. He expected sherlocks to be wild in nature after his resurrection but didn't account for the depths of the magnitude of sherlock's best-like qualities. The necromancer now fearing that control over his "pet" wouldn't be feasible, he shivered in his pants and started to run away from the disgusting sight as sherlock just plucked a terrified eyeball of the socket from the cat's skull and begun sucking the juices inside.

The reek of blood and freshly exposed flesh filled the grave as when the scent intruded the necromancer's nostrils. His knees grew weak and was about to give way, when suddenly out of no-where a pair of strong hands grabbed the necromancer hips and said, " Hello my master, you ain't going nowhere."

"Noooo!" Screamed toshirofume, whom happened to be the necromancer.

"Yes! My boy, and now won't you entertain your poor pet which happens to have a need which only you can fulfill?!" growled sherlocks as he slipped his hands into toshirofume's pants.

(You can now continue the story)

Suddenly sherlock pulled a bucket of KFC out of the pants and proceeded to ninja chop a watermelon. They both sit down and had a civil meal.

Why does everyone still bring back poor Holmes from the dead???? I killed the poor bastard eons ago. THIS IS THE LAST TIME ANYONE IS GOING TO MENTION MR HOLMES! Leave the poor guy to rest in his rotten grave. SHEESH....

Anyway

They both died after eating the poisoned KFC. Now they are niggers.

(Hahaha..)

Then, the Kindaichi and Conan sprang out from nowhere! The niggers astonished about the appearance of the Japanese.